glitteringhellspawn:

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I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up

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tchaikovskaya:

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This is legitimately my job, I string pearls 40 hours a week. I cannot help but overanalyze every piece of media that includes a pearl necklace. I have gone on long rants about Martha Wayne.

Okay, so necklaces are either knotted or straight strung. Straight strung doesn’t have knots separating the pearls, so there is more tension on the pearls and it’s bad for them over time, but it is cheaper and looks fine in short term. So yeah, most rich people knot their pearl necklaces. There is one exception: sometimes we have a super picky Karen-type that demands their necklace with really fucking expensive pearls be straight strung because they like the look better. Properly knotted necklaces have nearly invisible knots so this is just batshit demands, btw.

So, that leaves two options: either you chock this up to comics folks not knowing anything about pearl necklaces or, the funnier option being that Martha Wayne is just one of those people that makes the most unhinged demands to feel in control and powerful.

I’m just really pumped I found a post I could actually professionally weigh in on

If you knew how much comic artists get paid, then you know it’s absolutely because they don’t know anything about real expensive pearl necklaces. We’re doing our best here! 😭


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dduane:

Well, this would be interesting…

This will be amazing, though!

Just think about it:

We are in the era after it caused SO MUCH, and caused so many sites to put in blocks and other restrictions to stop it from scraping everything

If they are forced to wipe their entire dataset then they won’t be able to get even a fraction of it back!

Not only that, but they would be forced to get permission of the owners for everything they use. Which would IMO, actually kill most of the issues with AI and actually make the technology into something actually useful.

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cursedtrekedits:

spocksjuul:

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

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oliviawebsite:

biggaybunny:

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

this reply is killing me

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poetry-protest-pornography:

esoanem:

gamabunta429:

The “these two things are not related” at the end absolutely elevates this to god tier

abSOLUTELY NO

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Why he bald?

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amelia-rate:

todaysbird:

Probably just a bad molt! It’s that time of the year and it’s pretty common for blue jays, cardinals and other birds with crests to just look…especially bad.

The birds just went:


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hushpupper:

If bats had Tumblr:

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insane when you eat nectar and then get a bug in your mouth. like how does benefit either of us

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nutrience.

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pissing the entire time while feeding on blood is your body giving you an s rank

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anyone else sick of the moths jamming their echolocation

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lmao git gud

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IKIKIKIKIKIKIK

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how tf do i remember where all these fruit trees are but not who i hooked up with last breeding season

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how the hell do you guys eat bugs all year but live where it snows all winter. like do you just leave

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we just leave.

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some of us hibernate! :) during hibernation we go “torpid” which means our metabolism just slows down a lot so we don’t need to go out and eat every night

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we just leave.

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what the fuck do frog-eating bats even eat. i hope you guys are having fun tho

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name threw you for a loop huh

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orcposts:

were–ralph:

homie got that 9/11 pussy

used to have 2 dicks

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