ruby-white-rabbit:

greyhoundone:

anarchy-in-new-vegas:

oriko-mikuni:

triviallytrue:

brighterflowers:

everyone’s talking about how “prev tags” is an integral part of how people use the site and now the update’s ruined it and blah blah blah, but you can’t fool me! I remember back when everyone was griping about how it’s a degenerate innovation from twitter migrants and that real tumblr users write out the tags themselves

let it be known that i still hate it

#copy pasting out the tags is still just better

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wordswithkittywitch:

#‘previous tags’ what you’re giving me homework? Required reading?

I had to go like 8 blogs back to find out what the original tag was for a “prev tag” and it wasn’t even worth it

ITS HORRID


biglawbear:

duckily:

hotvampireadjacent:

flyfeline:

apricops:

hotvampireadjacent:

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

That’s nothing. Check THIS shit out

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WHAT THE HELL

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George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

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juniepops:

Fucking the weed man for weed. Fucking the texts man for texts. Fucking the milk man for milk. Fucking the egg man for rrrrROBOTS to TROUNCE that pesky porcupine!

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pankendev:

just-shower-thoughts:

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

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thejollywriter:

amorphousturtle:

delicious-dream-before-the-storm:

The band, the music, the dance.

puts on sound 📣🎶🎵

Ok, I NEED you to understand just how insane even ATTEMPTING this was for them.

1. Playing an instrument is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Don’t think I’m stepping on any toes saying that.

2. Dancing is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Still not controversial.

3. YOU AVOID, AT ALL COSTS, MOVING YOUR BODY WHILE PLAYING A WIND INSTRUMENT.  To make the correct, pleasant sounds, you need to be in the correct form. And that form involves your ENTIRE body, even your legs when sitting down.

4. “oh, but I’ve seen marching bands before and-” MARCHING BANDS HAVE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC FIELDS DEDICATED TO FIGURING OUT HOW TO MARCH WITH MINIMUM BREAKING OF PROPER FORM. A marching band tries to be as smooth as possible while moving, so as not to jar their instrument, mouth, neck, arms, torso, or anything else.These ladies and gentlemen are BOUNCING and still playing properly, what the FU-!

5. AND ANOTHER THING! Wind instruments and dancing BOTH make demands on your breathing, so the fact that they are dancing (making you breath faster for extra oxygen) AND playing wind instruments (making you effectively hold your breath) AT THE SAME TIME is HUGE. Their lungs must be MASSIVE.

All of that also; the song is Sing, sing, sing (with a swing). If you wanna listen to some of THE SPICIEST big band ever recorded. Its a big hard song and this band does it expertly.

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catchymemes:

LMAO I LAUGHED SO HARD

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idlnmclean:

art-by-kaine-shields:

modmad:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

ceekari:

catgirltoes:

ceekari:

kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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artistic rendition

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

  • ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
  • humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
  • circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
  • tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
  • spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

All letters of the alphabet, rendered as abominations.

New alphabet dropped!

This is not a place of honor.

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

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But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

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recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

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find an .otf of the font here

This is how new alphabets get invented.

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snarling-through-our-smiles:

dhaaruni:

nacseo-scrawl:

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

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by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals

for those of you who don’t follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now

#you don’t understand how completely devoted jokic is to racing horses#he’s tried to quit basketball several times to commit full time to his horses#he doesn’t even like playing basketball i don’t think, he’s just stupid good at it#he’s counting down the days until he can retire to move back to serbia and work with his horses#his post retirement plans are becoming a ‘trotting coach’ his words @sayheykid​

#HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

#basketball#I LEARNED THIS LORE I LEARNED THIS LORE#DUE TO OUR STAR WARS CHAT MELTING DOWN INTO ESPN SPORTZONE#so jokic has been giving these vibes for his team’s ENTIRE championship run up to and INCLUDING after the win#at the press conference afterwards (bear in mind he has just won the most PRESTIGIOUS PRIZE in all basketball)#he said to the reporter 'the job is done now we can go home 😐’#and then in the morning presser after someone asked if jokic was excited for the parade#he was like 'parade? when is parade? no no - i need to go home’ and put his head in his hands#AND THEN THE PARADE HAPPENED AND THE TEAM WAS PLIED WITH COPIOUS CHAMPAGNE AND ADORATION OF DENVER POPULACE#jokic got on the mike after several Champagne ™ applications#and said 'HELLO DENVER I KNOW I TOLD I DIDN’T WANT TO STAY ON PARADE BUT I FUCKING WANT TO STAY ON PARADE THIS IS THE BEST’#(yes that is a verbatim quote you can CHECK me on it)#that night the entire team went to a club and jokic got a round of this special plum vodka for the table#it apparently DESTROYED them all bc the next morning one of his teammates did an IG live from his hotel bed#it was super dark and you could see like half the poor dude’s face smushed against the pillow#and he said in the most Sickly and Hungover Voice Imaginable#'i want you all to know…this is nikola’s fault…he did this to me…#i’m never drinking again…it was that serbian shit…nikola did this to me…’ (via @takiki16)

this narrative needs to be exposed to the world and not hidden in the tags. long live star wars espn sportzone chat.

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peegpin:
“peiag:
““narcissus
”
ironically, I don’t want to look at this anymore
”
I’ll never draw lace like this again
”

peegpin:

peiag:

narcissus 

ironically, I don’t want to look at this anymore

I’ll never draw lace like this again

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gabrielgirl:

boobachu:

gabrielgirl:

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she wears sneet snerts was clearly about cutting your arms off to become Rayman

this is literally the only funny comment on this entire post because it is so incomprehensible. thank you

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